we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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