Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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