Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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