The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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