DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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