Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
