the day after is always just damage control
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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