He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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