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  I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...

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  Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...

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• "Without an arrest record" is reasonable, "without stripper glitter" is not. You should also include "without an STD" and "without a new set of child-support payments."

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 15, 13 at 6:08pm

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• Your first request was the only reasonable one.

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 15, 13 at 4:19pm

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• Strippers in clubs don't wear glitter, so unless he hits up a burlesque show, you're okay for coming home glitter free.

  Submitted by 478 on Jan 15, 13 at 3:29pm

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• He's gunna take a shower and get his clothes dry cleaned before he comes home; so you'll probably never know...

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jan 15, 13 at 5:29pm

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• I think the only reasonable part of this might be coming home alive.

  Submitted by klungy27 on Jan 15, 13 at 11:41pm

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• Boomer Sooner!

  Submitted by elguerrero on Jan 15, 13 at 4:59pm

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• Nola is the best place for a this occasion!

  Submitted by nonamedvs on Jan 15, 13 at 4:45pm

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• I think you should lower your expectations to not come home with an STD or have a need for a paternity test!

  Submitted by olderthanyou on Jan 15, 13 at 5:44pm

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