just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I want to make a zoo with you.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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