Can i not drive my cunt home
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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