Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
