How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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