Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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