He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Be still, my beating vagina.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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