I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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