so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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