We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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