to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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