have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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