his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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