I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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