Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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