Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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