wakey wakey hands off snakey
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
