In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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