just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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