Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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