he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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