Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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