Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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