Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
