with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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