at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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