so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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