and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
When are your genitals available?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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