the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Terrible idea I love it
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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