I must be too annoying 4 u.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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