I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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