hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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