I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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