you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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