My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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