It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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