she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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