what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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