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Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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