put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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