I'm really into asian looking animals
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
