She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Randomize
